Monday, July 14, 2014

Get Ready for The X-Men...with Extra XXX's

Quick rant: The funniest things I'm seeing lately are coming from porn. No lie. My friend Tommy sent me a link that read "This is 10 minutes that will ruin your childhood...and I'm not sorry." The link took me to Youtube where Tommy had posted the first 10 minutes of his Pee Wee's Playhouse porn parody. It was so, so, so wrong, and so perfect at the same time. Completely in character, Tommy danced around the house using any prop he could grab to not only do Pee Wee-esque things with them, but at the same time, deeply pervy things. It's like an art form. My only hope is we can get over our hang ups and embrace what's happening now...because you haven't lived til you've seen Tommy play Patrick in "Spongeknob Squarenuts".'ll die from laughter. Moving on...

X-Men XXX: An Axel Braun Parody will debut from Vivid Entertainment online at online on July 15 and in stores across the country on July 29.It was just a matter of time until the comic world’s most famous mutants got the porn parody treatment, courtesy of adult movie powerhouse Vivid and legendary director Axel Braun.

Wolverine, Rogue, Cyclops, Jean Grey, Storm, Colossus, Kitty Pryde and Polaris all join forces with Professor X to defeat the villains lead by Magneto in yet another Braun masterpiece bound to become an instant adult parody classic for Vivid SuperXXXHeroes.

The movie features an incredible ensemble of marvelously erotic mutants, awesome costumes, and mainstream-quality visual FX, along of course with Braun’s legendary attention to detail.

“I’m really proud of this one,” says Braun. “When you have so many great characters all in one movie, it’s not easy to construct a parody that doesn’t feel preposterous, but I think that we really managed to craft a solid storyline that is as exciting as it is arousing. Allie Haze is outstanding as Rogue, a character that Bryan Singer notoriously omitted in the otherwise highly entertaining DOFP, and Tommy Gunn is funny as hell as the short, gruff Wolverine, a portrayal totally more faithful to the comic book than the one made famous by Hugh Jackman!”

The all-star cast also includes Skin Diamond as Storm, Andy San Dimas as Phoenix, Chanel Preston as Polaris, Jeannie Marie as Emma Frost, J. Jay as Cyclops, Mike Moz as Professor X, Tom Byron as Magneto and the late Billy Glide in his final role as Colossus.

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