Thursday, June 18, 2015

Childhood In Ruins: WoodRocket's "Strokemon"

They went and did it. I would say "IS NOTHING SACRED" but nope..nothing is..and thank God for that. These porn parodies are so ridiculous they often border on genius. The level of detail in the character designs...actors sticking to their character while know... ~makes thrusting motion with his fist~. WoodRocket, those menaces to society that brought you the Guardians of the Galaxy and Bob's Burger porn spoofs takes a poke at Pokemon....and the Pikachu actress alone is enough to give you nightmares....or turn you on...I don't judge. #nightmarefuel

From the studio that brought you the hit adult cinema spoofs of Game of Thrones, Guardians of the Galaxy, and Bob's Burgers, comes a porn parody where everybody gets Pokéd in the end: Strokémon – The XXX Parody! is proud to present the adult spoof that will have you whipping out your Pokéballs or playing with your Vulvasaur.

“Kim Kardashian's naked butt was alright, but Strokémon may actually be the thing that breaks the Internet. It is weird, it is hilarious, it is sexy, it features a yellow-painted porn star with a tail getting down & dirty, and has made it free to watch on their website.” says director, Lee Roy Myers.

Starring Kassondra Raine, Rizzo Ford, Tyler Nixon, Leya Falcon and Vuko, Strokémon – The XXX Parody follows our heroes, Gash, Fisty, Cock, and Dikachu as they travel from bedroom to bedroom, searching for new Strokemon in this strange & sexy fantasy world full of talking creatures horny for the people that try to catch them all!

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