New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trailer Gives Best Look at Shredder & Splinter Yet

Let's talk about this on-again-off-again love affair we are having with the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. We heard they were making one with fully CGI Turtles. Love. We heard Bay was involved and he wanted to make them aliens. Off. We heard Megan Fox was going to be April. Off off. We heard they ditched the alien thing. 20% Love. We saw turtle pants, turtle tech, an oddball gladiator loin cloth and the million knives of Shredder. This one split the planet right down the middle. Now...three trailers later, I'm learning to ignore the little things and embrace the full-on comic book nature of this film, much like I did The Amazing Spider-Man 2.

Let's start by watching the new trailer...and then we'll tear it apart...

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles Forever

In one of the most ingenius plot twists of all time, the 2012 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles team up with the super cheesy, one liner slinging, pizza gobbling, 4th wall breaking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles of our youth. WHO IS THE MADMAN BEHIND THIS SCRIPT AND HOW DID IT GET A GREEN LIGHT??!! Pure brilliance. Anyways..for your friday evening viewing pleasure...