The Best Tweets Made After Bin Laden Announced Dead

So you don't have to read all 300 of them. In no particular order..

MadeaSimmons_ - This is the first time black people are Watching CNN

devincf Devin Faraci - Honestly, what makes this really special is that somehow The Rock knew it first. For some reason I love that.

robertliefeld - It was Youngblood that did it. #deadBinLaden #justsayin

PAPPADEMAS - Exclusive: Peter Murphy is preparing to make a "major announcement" concerning Bela Lugosi.

pattonoswalt - No matter how collected Obama is during his speech, he's hearing LL Cool J's "Mama Said Knock You Out" blasting in his head.

nomadixxx Paul Nicholasi - Always remember where I was when Bin Laden was reported dead..in my apt, surrounded by action figures, holding a camera, with no pants on.

OsamaInHell - Wait, what?

Agent_M Ryan Penagos - I hope when Obama finally shows up, he just flips over the podium and stands there, silently. For 3 hours.

RejectRobert Robert Fure - Early reports from @Marvel indicate Bin Laden was killed by a lightning strike. #THORintheatersMay6

alisonhaislip - It's official. Robot Chicken has become my reliable news source."@cyborgturkey: CNN says Osama bin Laden is dead."

cyborgturkey Robot Chicken - @alisonhaislip Stay tuned for weather.

JhonenV Jhonen Vasquez - Please oh please let shirtless Obama dramatically hold up Osama's head and then throw it down some steps like in Conan.

SarahKSilverman - Please note: I sent my "dog's doodies r cold" tweet before I heard about Osama. (& this one after.)

StevenAmiri Steven Amiri - Toby Keith just wrote two albums in the last hour.

rosemcgowan - YES!!!!!!! Fuck you you fucking fuck! I wish we could kill him more than once. Motherfucker. (best tweet of the night. I'm so in love right now.)

amateurgourmet Adam Roberts - See what happens when you let gays serve in the military?

seanflanery Sean Patrick Flanery - Team America, F*** YEAH..!!!!

Mike_Doughty_ - Actually, my upstairs neighbors might not be dancing. Knowing them, wouldn't rule out wild, noisy Bin-Laden-is-dead sex. I'm so, so serious.

chamillionaire - That was the illest exit ever........

TheRock Dwayne Johnson - ..couldn't have asked for a better birthday present..


And as things began to calm down on the internets, Super Jail became the first animated show to feature sounds of gay men having rough but happy sex. A historic day all around.