What Geeks Watch the Super Bowl For

**WARNING::SPOILERS AHEAD**

Let's get down to it. Did you watch the super bowl? Yea..that chick way in the back of the room just went WOOOO GIANTS!! The rest of you are just waiting for the best commercials and trailers to get online. That time..is now. Here's the geekiest of the geekiest...



THE AVENGERS: We'll begin with the movie making Marvel Zombies tear up with a mere mention. The dream team..realized. An amazing cast of actors and actresses..together at last doing what they do like no other. Can you wait any longer for this to hit screens? Yea..well yer gonna have to..but for now..we can give you HULK ACTION!!! Dig the extended preview...

Oh and those things attacking the city...perhaps..Frost Giants??!! U decide. We previously mentioned that one of the flying things is LOKI riding on a something or other, so Frost Giants always made sense...but I suspect there will be something more.
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JOHN CARTER: Sometimes, the best man to save a planet is just a human man..made remarkable. Disney's scifi - super hero - fantasy blockbuster is closing in, and there is already a ton of eye candy out there...so here's some more to get you PUMPED! Another extended preview for you...



THE DOG STRIKES BACK: That damn Vader kid. How do you top him? You don't..that's how. You can TRY and fail miserably with Doctor Evazan dissing the Vader kid and Ponda Baba (AKA Walrus Man) standing by..but it just didn't measure up. Take a look...



MATTHEW'S DAY OFF: (AKA where the fuck is Cameron??!!) Matthew Broderick fakes sick and hits the town Ferris Bueller style to remind you ..once again..that life movies pretty fast..so buy a Honda CR-V before you drop dead. Ahhh..poetry.


G.I. JOE RETALIATION: OK..the first one...was less than inspiring. I SHOULD have learned my lesson but HOLEE DAMN I'm jazzed for this sequel. The Joes are back to business...and this time..it's NINJA BUSINESS!! ..at least you would think so by the titles of all the new toys from Hasbro. Dig the new trailer...


BATTLESHIP: I'll admit to laughing and pointing when I saw the first trailer which showed a Battleship being pierced by giant, peg-like missiles which exploded seconds later. It smelled like we were in for a ridiculous time. Now we see giant metal destructo-balls, and HALO looking creatures called the Regent wreaking havoc on a human race caught totally by surprise. IT'S WAR!! The Hasbro KRE-O Construction Sets revealed little in the way of a plot, so we hold out hope this film will offer something new to the already overflowing box of "Aliens kick our ass" movies. Here's the latest trailer...



TRANSFORMERS: THE RIDE 3D: Last up we get a teaser for Universal Studios newest attraction opening this May! It doesn't give anything away at all, but I figured my Bot-Heads would dig it...and it is always a good day when we get to hear those Optimus Prime and Megatron voices!! Here are the goods...



And now back to Toy Fair 2012 coverage!