Marvel launches a Create Your Own Super Hero program on its website and of course, I am all over it in my quest to find my ultimate super-persona. Today, I decided to combine my love of technology, tattoos, medieval garb, heavy metal and protecting my balls to create a super hero me the world could really get behind, and if I may be so bold, cheer for if there were a giant float of me flown in parades. Here's a simulation of a woman crying as she sees me as a super hero.
Very dramatic stuff. Thank you.
