As we rapidly approach the all encompassing black hole that is San Diego Comic Con, Hasbro fires the first shot at your hard won geek dollar, providing us with a sample of their newest My Little Pony Madness-Making Exclusive which, very fittingly, has a sort of Borg name. DJ PON-3. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!! Call it... the Uber Pony. This one has it all. Iridescent paints, glitter, Swarovski Elements, a magnificent, punk rock pony mane and...believe it or not...6 tons of attitude. ON A PONY!! This little boxed exclusive is sure to drive your Brony brothers and sisters wild with jealousy, turning each into a Gollum who will jump around your room screaming for the precious....so keep it hidden...keep it safe. Should you incur their coveting, the only way to stop their charge is to blow their minds by pressing the button up front cleverly labeled "press here". One press triggers four lights which will render all assailants immobile. "Soooo...pretty.." they'll mutter as drool slides out of their gaping jaws. A second press sends the lights into a rhythmic dance. Heads...exploded. Now all you need do is clean up the mess and enjoy your 2013 San Diego Comic Con Exclusive. ENJOY!
