Friday, December 30, 2011

File Under Ew: Zombie Skin Seaweed Snack

Got the gout? Pains in yer back? Corns on your toes? Wee little creatures chewing up yer neathers? Well we got the cure for what ails ya!


Actually, I'd like to see a similar fake commercial for this product staring Vince the ShamWOW guy. Instant viral hit.

"Through years of death and being buried in the ground, this crunchy product is bound to satisfy. The dried Zombie Skin, made of seaweed, is vegan, all-natural, and gluten-free."

Of course, ThinkGeek has your hookup.

"Now, before you undead rights activists get all mad, Edible Dried Zombie Skin isn't really made out of zombies. It's actually crunchy dried seaweed. And it's delicious! It's all natural, gluten free, and perfect for vegans (no people parts - promise). Just make sure to eat Edible Dried Zombie Skin out of the bag; that way you'll get all the tastiness of the "skin" and all the joy out of the funny looks of others."

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