Mattel's WWE Superstars Get Monstrous

It's becoming an annual thing now! Or a bi-annual thing? Not entirely sure. The fact is this...Mattel loves surprising us with wrestler-creature mashups. We walk into a local Walmart and bam, there they are, with no warning...crazy and ridiculous and ...hey only 12 bucks. SOLD! This year, we kick things off with our favorite WWE superstars genetically spliced with the most iconic monsters from film and literature. Some utilize color and design in an impressively engaging way. Others are just so damn funny, you'll want to insta-buy. Let's check out the monsters!! 

Asuka as The Phantom:
With her mask on, Asuka sends chills down your spine. When she removes it, the haunting "Phantomess of Tomorrow" exacts revenge grinning ear-to-ear.

She looks like she got a cookie on her face

Braun Strowman as Frankenstein:
It's Alive!! The mad Dr. Strowmanstein's unstoppable "Monster Among Men" rampages through village after village in search of real competition.

Chris Jericho as The Mummy:
Wrapped in his own list, the mummified Y2J rises from his ancient pyramid tomb with the names of his enemies chiseled into the Tablet of Jericho.

Jake " The Snake" Roberts as The Creature:
Luring in victims into the murky marsh with poisonous words, the venomous master of snakes, Jake Roberts, tightens his hold on the WWE.

Roman Reins as The Werewolf:
When the light of the full moon fills the night sky, "The Big Dog" transforms into the savage Werehound of Justice. Every yard is his yard now.

Undertaker as The Vampire:
The original monster of the ring. The Undertaker even has Nosferatu hiding in fear. "The Deadman" cannot rest in peace until his vampiric thirst is quenched.

Ok ok...it's not Shakespeare. I DIDN'T WRITE IT!
Mattel's WWE Monsters seem to be spotted mostly at Walmart and with online retailers right now.