Resident Evil: Afterlife Review Up NOW

The latest installment of the Resident Evil movie franchise has just dropped on our zombie loving heads and, like the good trooper I am, I sacrificed sleep to watch and return with a full report.

FACT #1: Milla is not naked in this movie. Not even once.
FACT #2: Milla does not kill any defenseless motorcycles in this movie.
FACT #3: Wesker is one of the worst on screen baddies I've ever seen.
FACT #4: Wentworth Miller...still scowling.

Want more? Head on over to Dread Central for my full review and the next time you see me in person, pat me on the back and assure me its all going to be OK.

Resident Evil: Afterlife Teaser is LIVE

Straight from Wondercon where Milla Jovovich took the stage to booming applause of the rabid geek throng and introduced a teaser for Resident Evil: Afterlife! I should be jaded, as we've been burned by Milla's doey eyes before. Resident Evil 2 was a pretty complete mess and Resident Evil 3 was even more confusing, allowing Milla's character Alice to whip out Akira like powers one moment and then on foot with blades the next while her team mates get eviscerated. If there's one positive you'll take away from this new teaser, it's NO MORE WASTELAND!! Alice takes it back to the city streets with Mister X and Executioner Majini waiting to take her and Claire Redfield down. Looks like Wesker is in for the fight too! Thanks to Comingsoon for the teaser. Enjoy!