Simple messages human beings should already know. Don't clip your nails on a train. Don't blast your music into those tiny little ear buds and sing along for all to enjoy. Don't pick your nose and then hand onto the pole. As we move quickly toward the future, we are turning into a pack of fucking animals lacking the common sense to NOT grab the ass of the attractive woman wedged up against us at rush hour, so obviously we need to be reminded of how a sensible, courteous, respectful human being should conduct themselves on those packed trains.
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Showing posts with label jason shelowitz. Show all posts
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
No, Thank YOU Mr Subway Etiquette Man!
Simple messages human beings should already know. Don't clip your nails on a train. Don't blast your music into those tiny little ear buds and sing along for all to enjoy. Don't pick your nose and then hand onto the pole. As we move quickly toward the future, we are turning into a pack of fucking animals lacking the common sense to NOT grab the ass of the attractive woman wedged up against us at rush hour, so obviously we need to be reminded of how a sensible, courteous, respectful human being should conduct themselves on those packed trains.
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jason shelowitz
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new york city subway system
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subway groping
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