Ready Player One "Dreamer" Trailer

My brain is screaming. No. Every fiber of my being is shouting DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE!! The cringe inducing "parody" posters. The non stop barrage of imagery of all the easter eggs you'll find in the film, flashing across screens like the dirty little apocalypse kids in Thunderdome shouting "MEMBER' THIS??!!" YES...I FEKKIN REMEMBER!! PLEASE STOP!! And still, through it all, Ready Player One premiered at SXSW and all my journo friends who lead much more interesting lives than I do watched...and went slack jawed...and then gushed all over the internets. They say it's great. Amazing. Everything you want from Spielberg. Ok..ok...I'm getting a little excited now.

SDCC 2017: Ready Player One First Teaser Trailer & Cameo Dissection

OK Boys and girls...geeks of all ages...we are going to blow through this next round of articles fairly quickly because IT'S COMIC-CON TRAILER TIME!!! Yes, folks, it's the blessed time of year that one can sit in front of their lil computer screen and watch trailers for every awesome thing releasing over the next year and then fall asleep, completely content.