Showing posts with label the situation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the situation. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

A Comic Book Situation Developing

PREPARE TO SPIT OUT YOUR SODAS!! Never was there a project that wasted more talent since Super Pro.

“The Situation” as a superhero is about to become reality. Just weeks after announcing his latest venture, an “abs-first” foray into the world of comics, pop culture icon (HA!) and reality television star Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is unveiling the cover of his Situation comic book produced by Wizard World and MPS Entertainment and painted by superstar artist Greg Horn. The first books are due on shelves in time for Wizard World Chicago Comic Con, August 9-12, at which Sorrentino will make his first appearance in support of the new project.

The first artwork depicts “The Situation” fully charged and ready to go.

“I was confident that an amazing artist like Greg Horn would come up with a great look, but I was still blown away by his painting,” said Sorrentino. “It has me more excited than ever to see what’s coming next.”

The team of artists and writers collaborating on the effort include Eisner Award winning writer Paul Jenkins (Wolverine: Origins, Batman, Hulk, Spider-Man), pencil and inks by Talent Caldwell (Superman, X-Men, G.I. Joe), and coloring by Paul Mounts (Avengers, Ultimate X-Men, Wolverine, and Thor).

“This team we’ve assembled is our commitment to put out a comic book of the highest quality that will have a compelling story and amazing art,” said John Macaluso, Wizard World CEO. “Our creative team is hard at work creating a book that will appeal to a wide new audience, and will also interest long-time comic fans.”

Ug.

Friday, July 2, 2010

Funko's Jersey Shore Bobble Heads Ready to Fist Pump

The fall of the western civilization continues with a new season of Jersey Shore hitting TVs July 29th, and around the same time, you'll be able to watch the wacky, retarded hijinks with your new little 6 inch bobble buddies! Funko Toys Jersey Shore bobble heads attempted to capture the raw douchiness of your favorite characters, but as you can see, modern science could only take us so far. Luckily, these speak!!

DJ Pauly D says the phrases - "You gotta stay fresh-to-death; I call it…fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan, just stay fresh."
"Nooo way I'm goin' to Jersey without my hair gel; can't leave without my gel."
"The party's in Pauly D's pants tonight."


Snooki says the phrases - "Pickles is my thing."
"The Snooks…is out."
"I'm not trashy…unless I drink too much."

The Situation says the phrases -
"This is 'The Siutation' right here…my abs are so ripped up, it's…we call it 'The Situation."
"Everybody loves me…babies, dogs, you know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal."
"I check out the mirror and like...Woooh, today's gonna be a good day."


In a bout of added hilarity, kids across NJ have taken to slapping Jersey Strong stickers on their cars in a spectacular display of pride, celebrating the several reality shows starring New Jersey's finest. God bless America.