Glee: The Mystery of the Missing Foot

After writing that headline, I instantly thought how awesome it would be if the Glee gang had a Scooby mystery night. JINKIES! But seriously, I was checking to see how many hundreds of people left comments under my expertly written stories and noticed something odd. Sometimes, people photoshop pictures before they go into magazines or are generally used anywhere in the public eye. I know..shocking, right? After I found this out I slept for 3 weeks straight. Check out the pic to your left and dig on the mystery of the disappearing right foot. TRUE STORY!!!

Theory 1: Her foot is actually on the inside of the other girl's leg, making that picture waaaaaay dirtier than it has a right to be. ...but we thank you anyway.
Theory 2: ALIEN ABDUCTION!!!
Theory 3: The Loch Ness Monster

That's all I've got. Please post your theories below and the best one will get a random prize of things I found in a box whilst cleaning.

Scientific Research into Why Straight Guys are Watching Glee

Our panel of super scientists here in the volcano skull cave headquarters of Idle Hands deliberated for days, never once actually watching an episode of Glee. All seemed hopeless when Robby, our perpetually stoned intern brought in a copy of the newest GQ, with spicy images we thought we'd share with you, as we were in shock none of you out there seem to be talking about them. HOT!! A few minutes perusing the interwebs revealed that this photo spread (double meaning..bowm chica) was appalling to the wholesome viewers of Glee who sit before the idiot box once a week with their children to watch fo-teens girate to songs like "Gold Digger", dry hump whilst making out and deal with being preggers in high school. I think they missed part of the point of the show..and the number one reason I watched the show, in the beginning, in the first place. Rachel Berry is fucking hot. OH and everyone in the shoot is over 20..sooo..duh. For those Gleeks (which I have to point out sounds ridiculous and not unlike something that happens during the conclusion of porn) out there who may have missed the steamy photo shoot, here's a sample!















Head on over to GQ for the rest..and read the comments under the pics. Uptight people are heeeesterical.