Elvira Wants to Seduce Your Shelf

If you are anything like me, you grew up with Elvira becoming something akin to the "hot baby sitter" in your life. Ever present..always sexy as hell..and ridiculously funny, often to the point of destroying your fever dreams about her. NOW THAT'S A WOMAN! Sideshow Collectibles knows we love this lady and since we can no longer see her AS Elvira at conventions (for the time being at least), they wish to make up for it by delivering a compact version of the woman in black you can ogle to your heart's content.

Sideshow Collectibles is proud to present the Elvira in Coffin Premium Format figure. Undressed in a sheer fabric negligee, the Mistress of the Dark comes to life in all her sexy and satirical splendor. Never one to be shy or shrinking, we've ensured that the queen of Halloween shows off her best assets in this 1:4 scale Premium Format figure. The unabashedly outspoken siren has been gracing living rooms around the world for decades, add the Elvira in Coffin Premium Format figure to your collection, and invite her in to stay.











Two versions will be up for grabs this December; the one pictured and the Sideshow Exclusive version of the Elvira in Coffin Premium Format Figure which includes a unique feature available nowhere else: A swap out hand holding a dagger.

Previous Elvira statues are long sold out, so CLICK HERE and get your pre-order in!

Scientific Research into Why Straight Guys are Watching Glee

Our panel of super scientists here in the volcano skull cave headquarters of Idle Hands deliberated for days, never once actually watching an episode of Glee. All seemed hopeless when Robby, our perpetually stoned intern brought in a copy of the newest GQ, with spicy images we thought we'd share with you, as we were in shock none of you out there seem to be talking about them. HOT!! A few minutes perusing the interwebs revealed that this photo spread (double meaning..bowm chica) was appalling to the wholesome viewers of Glee who sit before the idiot box once a week with their children to watch fo-teens girate to songs like "Gold Digger", dry hump whilst making out and deal with being preggers in high school. I think they missed part of the point of the show..and the number one reason I watched the show, in the beginning, in the first place. Rachel Berry is fucking hot. OH and everyone in the shoot is over 20..sooo..duh. For those Gleeks (which I have to point out sounds ridiculous and not unlike something that happens during the conclusion of porn) out there who may have missed the steamy photo shoot, here's a sample!















Head on over to GQ for the rest..and read the comments under the pics. Uptight people are heeeesterical.

The San Diego Comic Con Pre Show Coverage!

OK Here's the deal. I leave for the big show tomorrow. I've got a ridiculous schedule, so I'm not sure how often we will be updating to the actual blog, but there will be tons of coverage across the sites I use and of course, Dread Central. SO! To tide you over and remind you where to send people for killer Comic Con coverage....here's Mika Tan in a tub full of action figures, beckoning you to visit us, follow us...JOIN US!! See...we take care of you. ENJOY!!

For all your San Diego Comic Con Coverage, hit the links!

DREADCENTRAL.COM for the best in horror
THE IDLE HANDS FLICKR for pictures of collectibles, booths, celebs, costumes and everything else at the show uploaded daily
MY TWITTER!! For random insane thoughts too loud to keep to myself. Thoughts like "Wow, Steve Niles looks great in his Slave Leia costume. And Nathan Fillion too! Both Angels." You won't want to miss it.
DREAD CENTRAL'S TWITTER for updated news every hour, pics live from the floor and more!

And for those attending the show.. THE SUPER MEGA ULTRA EXCLUSIVES SHOPPING LIST!