Monster Toy Kids Alert: Check Out Mundo Monstruo!

Take a heaping helping of Mighty Max, cross that with the insane collectibility of Moose Toys' Grossery Gang and paint it over in a sort of Stretch Screamers art aesthetic and you get MUNDO MONSTRUO!! From here on in, you're going to have to accept I'm working from translations and assumptions to a degree, as we found this toy line across the ocean, unbeknownst to even my creepy friends who live there. Was it a listing mistake? Are these in stores already? I HAVE NOOOO IDEA. Here's what we do know...

Sweet Suite 2018: Moose Toys Strikes Gold with Treasure X

OK all you toy lines where you simply rip open a foil package and get a toy. I mean...if you like that sort of simplicity, it's all fine and good. If you are looking for something a little more complex that will have your kid engaged for a nice chunk of time, who do we turn to? Moose Toys humbly says "Hold my orange Fanta and prepare for Magic." You asked for surprise toy insanity times 100??!! Here comes Treasure X!!

Sweet Suite 2018: Just Play's Hairdorables Surpise Dolls

My first thought here was "What if the Monster high ladies had super cute lil' nieces that looked a lot like them but were human?" THIS IS THAT LINE!! Well, not really, but the design aesthetic is unmistakable. Last night at Sweet Suite 2017, we got a look at Just Play's brand new doll line that's probably going to make most doll lovers hyperventilate....so pace yourself...breathe....and continue...