Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Rowdy Roddy Piper VS Fat Kids

He's one of the greatest wrestlers of all time. He's fought Hulk Hogan to a stand still. He's gone toe to toe with Andre the Giant and lived to tell the tale. He's mocked the Ultimate Warrior in public and gotten away with it, uncovered alien plots, blown Frog Town all to holy hell and most recently, kicked Cancer's ass. DEATH WILL NOT HAVE THE BADDEST MOTHER FUCKER IN A KILT THIS PLANET HAS EVER SEEN!! Now, the rowdy one has a new fight. Fat kids. They are everywhere and we are just making more of them. One day, they will eat us into global starvation...unless someone does something about it. Enter the Piper. No fast food slinging miscreant will be able to walk the streets safely again.


  1. I just hope Piper doesn't plan on having a Kids Meal toy of himself made anytime soon; boy would he look like the ultimate hypocrite then....

  2. This seems rather ironic in hindsight as Piper died from heart attack.