Toy Fair 2013 : Funko on Iron Man 3

Oh...that lovable, huggable multi-millionaire Tony Stark...is about to get even more squeezable. FUNKO..whom we probably haven't talked about for a whoooole dayyyy...who take the world and make it ridiculously adorkable...have gotten their mitts on the Iron Man 3 movie license. Mr.Funko was quick to point his Maximum Cutification Ray at this one and what was left when the smoke cleared...well...what can we say. As always...painfully adorable..but POP! Vinyl and Plush was not all he had on his plate this day. Oh Noes...but more on that in a bit. FIRST things first, the POPS!


The line kicks off with Iron Man Mark 42, Iron Patriot, and War Machine. (2/18 release date)...

It wouldn't be Funko if we didn't have Bobble Heads! Check out the Iron Man Mark 42, Iron Patriot and War Machine Wacky Wobblers...

Next we have two Plush dolls..Iron Man Mark 42 and Iron Patriot...

THEN we present BOXOS PAPERCRAFT!!! Iron Man can now be "assembled" (see what we did there?) by you in the comfort of your own home as you put his blocky lil counterpart in HIS home. I can't stand it. It's too much. This set includes 4 characters (Iron Man Mark 42, Tony Stark, Iron Patriot and War Machine) with Tony's Lab on one side of the diorama and his penthouse suite on the other. Commence with gimme hands...

Next we have an item that is going to make grown people feel like they are going back to school..because you just can't say no to this either. It's called Cantivities. There will be two 6 inch embossed collector tins (Iron Man Mark 42 and Iron Patriot) each containing a sticker sheet, 2 pencils, 1 Iron Man eraser and 1 Iron Patriot eraser.

Finally, we have Iron Man 3 Bookmarks with Iron Man Mark 42 and Iron Patriot to choose from.

Sooo...there you have it. For a pleasant evening of tormenting your geekiest of friends, post these pictures on your facebook wall and watch them curse you for making them want plastic they can not have....yet. Evil can be fun.