Jakks Pacific Shelf Talkers Spit Quotes So You Don't Have To

Coming soon to a shelf near you, it's Shelf Talkers from Jakks Pacific! Remember the Elf movie 12 inch plush with the plastic noggin we showed off ages ago? THERE'S MORE ON THE WAY!! Just pull the string to hear one of the 14+ memorable quotes from the movie the character calls home.

The lineup hitting this August/September includes:

Andy from The 40-Year-Old Virgin - Quotes include:

• "Como Se llama!"
• "Do you like to do it yourself?"
• "I really don’t swear this much."
• "Hey, how many pots have you smoken?"
• "Hope you have a big trunk..."
• "...because I’m putting my bike in it."
• "I’m a Virgin. I always have been."
• "Is it true that if you don’t use it you lose it?"
• "Do you mind if I use your uh Magnum?"
• "You know what guys, this is not a good look for me!"
• "I’m not trying to be sexy man."
• "I should tear up the hardwood and see if there’s carpet under."
• "Sweaty Pie Hole!"
• "Oh, that tasted like shellfish."
• "There were two sides to that billboard and they both hurt equally."

 Open up Andy's shirt to reveal a surprise moment from the film.

Bluto from Animal House - Quotes include:

• “Seven years of college down the drain.”
• “Oh, we’re afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble.”
• “Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!”
• “...and it ain’t over now, cause when the going get tough”
• “The tough get going, who’s with me? Let’s go! C’mon!”
• “We’re just the guys to do it.”
• “Ahh thanks I needed that.”
• “See if you can guess what I am now.”
• “I’m a zit, get it?”
• “Food fight!”
• “Dorfman I’ve given this a lot of thought, from now on your name is Flounder.”
• “Kroger, your Delta Tau Chi name is Pinto.”
• “Grab a brew don’t cost nothin’.”
• “They took the bar!”
• “Toga! Toga!”
• “Wormer, he’s a dead man, Marmalard, dead! Neidermeyer…”

McLovin from Super Bad - Quotes include:

• “I am Mclovin.”
• “Gangstas, what’s up guys?”
• “Hell yeah, we should get some road beers.”
• “I love that stuff... been drinking it for years. You know I heard they recently decided to add more hops to it.”
• “Chick-a chick-a yeah fake ID fake ID.”
• “(screaming while gunshots fire) ... Tight.”
• “I told her what time it was.”
• “This is a lot of stuff man, I don’t know if I can get away with all this.”
• “No man! I should have worn the vest!”
• “Break yo’self fool.”
• “Don’t you guys need it for like evidence?”
• “I told you the idea would work, I fooled those cops. I’m McLovin! Woo I am McLovin”
• “Why do you guys have detergent?”
• “How many 21-year olds you think there are in this town?”
• “Yo guys! Sup?”
• “Have YOU actually ever met anyone named McLovin?”

The Dude from The Big Lebowski - Quotes include:

• "Hey, at least I’m housebroken."
• "Hey careful man there’s a beverage there."
• "Dude here."
• "That or his Dudeness or duder or el duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing"
• "Walter, I love you but sooner or later you’re gonna have to face the fact you’re a goddamn moron."
• "I’m just gonna go find a cash machine."
• "I am not Mr. Lebowski, you’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the dude, so that’s what you call me, ya know."
• "Mind if I do A J?"
• "Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women man."
• "Oh, nice Marmot."
• "Obviously, you’re not a golfer."
• "This rug I had, it really tied the room together."
• "Yeah, well ya know that’s just like your opinion man."
• "The dude abides."
• "This aggression will not stand man."
• "You, you human paraquat."
• "Wait, let me explain something to you. I am not Mr. Lebowski, you’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the dude."

Also on tap from Jakks in the realm of talking plush are Beavis and Butt-Head! The lineup currently includes Beavis....and Butt-Head, naturally. These talking dolls are sure to be a hit, so if you need one or all for your movie-obsessed loved ones, jump on those pre-orders and avoid the hunt! 

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