
- Clash of the Titans Visors and Beach Balls, for when you unleash the Kraken on Spring Break.
- A Captain America Gumball Dispensing Belt Buckle. No, you may not have one.
- ThinkGeek Electric Guitar and Drum Kit T Shirts for abrupt noise to drown out the voices.
- Runaways Guitar Picks which you can hand to Scout and have her throw them to you as if she really were Lita Ford at a concert and you, her illegitimate children she forgot she had.
- Several selections from the Quirk Books library including Sense and Sensibility...and Seamonsters..because great literature deserves a horror re-write.
Come say Hi and politely pretend you didn't notice I was drunk.
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